Good
evening.
Good
evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Earl's Court.
My
name is Gary Yudman and we are going to have a great show this
evening.
The
band is backstage and will be ready to go in just a few minutes.
Before
the show begins the house management would like to request just a
few
things.
First,
please no fireworks.
Also,
no flash cameras.
And
any unauthorized audio or video equipment found being used may be
confiscated.
So
please save yourself a lot of hassle.
Well
I think the band is almost ready to go now.
No, no. Not quite yet.
One
thing I would like to point out.
Upon
completion of the show tonight -
In The Flesh?
So ya
Thought
ya
Might
like to go to the show
To
feel the warm thrill of confusion
That
space cadet glow
Tell
me is something eluding you sunshine?
Is
this not what you expected to see?
If
you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes?
You'll
just have to claw your way through this disguise
Lights...
Roll the sound effects...
Drop it on them...
Drop it on them...
The Thin Ice
Mama
loves her baby
And
Daddy loves you too
And
the sea may look warm to you baby
And
the sky may look blue
But
ooooh babe
Ooooh
baby blue
Ooooh
ooooh babe
If you
should go skating
On
the thin ice of modern life
Dragging
behind you the silent reproach
Of
a million tear stained eyes
Don't
be surprised when a crack in the ice
Appears
under your feet
Just
slip out of your depth and out of your mind
With
your fear flowing out behind you
As
you claw the thin ice
Another Brick In The Wall (Part-1)
Daddy's
flown across the ocean
Leaving
just a memory
A snapshot
in the family album
Daddy
what else did you leave for me
Daddy
what d'ya leave behind for me
All
in all it was just a brick in the wall
All
in all it was all just bricks in the wall
The Happiest Days Of Our Lives
You! Yes you! Stand still laddie!
When
we grew up and went to school
There
were certain teachers who would
Hurt
the children anyway they could
By
pouring their derision
Upon
anything we did
And
exposing every weakness
However
carefully hidden by the kids
But
in the town it was well known
When
they got home at night, their fat
And
psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within
inches of their lives
Another Brick In The Wall (Part-2)
We don't
need no education
We
don't need no thought control
No
dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher
leave them kids alone
Hey teacher, leave them kids alone
All
in all it's just another brick in the wall
All
in all you're just another brick in the wall
We don't
need no education
We
don't need no thought control
No
dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers
leave the kids alone
Hey teacher leave us kids alone
All
in all you're just another brick in the wall
All
in all you're just another brick in the wall
Wrong! Do it again!
If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
You! Yes you behind the bikeshed.
Stand still laddie!
Mother
Mother
do you think they'll drop the bomb
Mother
do you think they'll like this song
Mother
do you think they'll try to break my balls
Ooooh
ahhh mother should I build the wall
Mother
should I run for president
Mother
should I trust the government
Mama
will they put me in the firing line
Ooooh
ahhh is it just a waste of time
Hush
now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's
gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's
gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's
gonna keep you right here under her wing
She
won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama's
gonna keep baby cozy and warm
Ooooh
Babe
Ooooh
baby
Ooooh
Babe of course Mama's gonna help build the wall
Oooh
Babe
Oooh
baby
Oooooohhh
Mama
do you think she's good enough
For
me
Mama
do you think she's dangerous
To
me
Mama
will she tear your little boy apart
Ooooh
ahhh Mother will she break my heart
Hush
now baby, baby don't you cry
Mama's
gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
And
mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's
gonna wait up until you come in
And
mama will always find out where you've been
Mama's
gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Oooh
Babe
Oooh
baby
Oooh
Babe you'll always be a baby to me
Mother
did it need to be so high
Goodbye Blue Sky
Look mummy, there's an airplane up in the sky.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Did,
did, did, did you see the frightened ones
Did,
did, did, did you hear the falling bombs
Did,
did, did, did you ever wonder
Why
we had to run for shelter
When
the promise of a brave new world
Unfurled
beneath the clear blue sky
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Did,
did, did, did you see the frightened ones
Did,
did, did, did you hear the falling bombs
The
flames are all long gone
But
the pain lingers on
Goodbye
blue sky
Goodbye
blue sky
Goodbye
Goodbye
Empty Spaces
What
shall we use to fill the empty spaces
Where
waves of hunger gnaw
Shall
we set out across this sea of faces
In
search of more and more applause
What Shall We Do Now?
Shall
we buy new guitar
Shall
we drive a more powerful car
Shall
we work straight through the night
Shall
we get into fights
Leave
the lights on
Drop
bombs
Do
tours of the East
Contract
diseases
And
bury bones
Break
up homes
Send
flowers by phone
Take
to drink
Go
to shrinks
Give
up meat
Rarely
sleep
Keep
people as pets
Train
dogs
Race
rats
Fill
the attic with cash
Bury
treasure
Store
up leisure
But
never relax at all
With
our backs to the wall
Backs
to the wall
Thank you.
Good evening.
Welcome.
Young Lust
This is called Young Lust
I am
just a new boy
A stranger
in this town
Where
are all the good times
Who's
gonna show this stranger around?
Ooooh
I need a dirty woman
Ooooh
I need a dirty girl
Will
some woman in this desert land
Make
me feel like a real man
Take
this rock and roll refugee
Oooh
baby set me free
Ooooh
I need a dirty woman
Ooooh
I need a dirty girl
Get down, Dave.
Ooooh
I need a dirty woman
Ooooh
I need a dirty girl
ring ring
Hello?
Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mrs. Floyd.
Will you accept the charges from United States?
click!
Oh he hung up.
That's your residence right?
I wonder why he hung up?
Is there supposed to be someone else there besides
your wife there to answer?
ring ring
ring ring
Hello?
This is the United States calling.
Are we reaching...
click!
See he keeps hanging up.
And it's a man answering...
One Of My Turns
Oh my god.
What a fabulous room
Are all these your guitars?
God! This place is bigger than our apartment!
Uhh can I get a drink of water?
You want some? huh?
Oh wow. Look at this tub?
Wanna take a bath?
What are you watching?
Hello?
Are you feeling okay?
Day
after day, love turns grey
Like
the skin on a dying man
And
night after night
We
pretend it's all right
But
I have grown older and
You
have grown colder and
Nothing
is very much fun anymore
And
I can feel
One
of all my turns coming on
I feel
Cold
as a razor blade
Tight
as a tourniquet
Dry
as a funeral drum
Run
to the bedroom
In
the suitcase on the left
You'll
find my favorite axe
Don't
look so frightened
This
is just a passing phase
One
of my bad days
Would
you like to watch T.V.?
Or
get between the sheets?
Or
contemplate the silent freeway?
Would
you like something to eat?
Would
you like to learn to fly?
Would
you like to see me try?
Would
you like to call the cops?
Do
you think it's time I stopped?
Why
are you running away?
Don't Leave Me Now
Ooooh
Babe
Don't
leave me now
Don't
say it's the end of the road
Remember
the flowers I sent
I need
you Babe
To
put through the shredder in front of my friends
Ooooh
Babe
Don't
leave me now
How
could you go?
When
you know how I need you
...need
you
...need
you
...need
you
...need
you
...need
you
...need
you
To
beat to a pulp on a Saturday night
Ooooh
Babe
Don't
leave me now
How
can ya treat me this way?
Running
away
...running
away
...running
away
...running
away
...running
away
...running
away
Ooooh
Babe
Why
are you running away?
Ooooooooohhh
Babe
Ooooooooohhh
Babe
Ooooooooohhh
Babe
Ooooooooooooooooo
Another Brick In The Wall (Part-3)
Arrrrghhhh!
This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know.
I don't
need no arms around me
And
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have
seen the writing on the wall
Don't
think I need anything at all
No,
don't think I need anything at all
All
in all it was all just bricks in the wall
All
in all you were all just bricks in the wall
The Last Few Bricks
(Instrumental)
Goodbye Cruel
World
Goodbye
cruel world
I'm
leaving you today
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
all you people
There's
nothing you can say
To
make me change my mind
Goodbye
Hey You
Hey
you
Out
there in the cold
Getting
lonely
Getting
old
Can
you feel me
Hey
you
Standing
in the aisles
With
itchy feet and fading smiles
Can
you feel me
Hey
you
Don't
help them to bury the light
Don't
give in without a fight
Hey
you
Out
there on your own
Sitting
naked by the phone
Would
you touch me
Hey
you
With
your ear against the wall
Waiting
for someone to call out
Would
you touch me
Hey
you
Would
you help me to carry the stone
Open
your heart, I'm coming home
But
it was only a fantasy
The
wall was too high, as you can see
No
matter how he tried he could not break free
And
the worms ate into his brain
Hey
you
Out
there on the road
Always
doing what you're told
Can
you help me
Hey
you
Out
there beyond the wall
Breaking
bottles in the hall
Can
you help me
Hey
you
Don't
tell me there's no hope at all
Together
we stand, divided we fall
Is There Anybody Out There?
This place is ridiculous.
A week in here is like playing Russian Roulette.
I'm going.
Well go! Go!
All right! I will!
It better not be you, it'll be the last book you took.
He'll break you into seven pieces -
one for each day of the week.
You can't go home yet Snuffy.
You haven't found Buffy.
Oh I'm sorry Bird but I have to go home.
But it sure was fun pretending...
Is there
anybody out there?
Is
there anybody out there?
Is
there anybody out there?
Is
there anybody out there?
Enter the exciting world of reading.
It's fun.
Visit your local public library, its free.
Nobody Home
I got
a little black book with my poems in
I've
got a bag with a toothbrush and comb in
When
I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone in
I got
elastic bands keeping my shoes on
Got
those swollen hands blues
I got
thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from
I've
got electric light
And
I got second sight
Got
amazing powers of observation
And
that is how I know
When
I try to get through
On
the telephone to you
There'll
be nobody home
Got
the obligatory Hendrix perm
And
the inevitable pinhole burns
All
down the front of my favourite satin shirt
I've
got nicotine stains on my finger
Got
a silver spoon on a chain
Got
a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains
I got
wild staring eyes
And
I've got a strong urge to fly
But
I got nowhere to fly to
...fly
to
...fly
to
...fly
to
...fly
to
...fly
to
...fly
to
...fly
to
Ooooh
Babe
When
I pick up the phone
Roger! is he your doctor? What a coincidence!
There's
still nobody home
I've
got a pair of Gohill's boots
And
I got fading roots
Vera
Does
anybody here remember Vera Lynn
Remember
how she said that
We
would meet again
Some
sunny day
Vera!
Vera!
What
has become of you
Does
anybody else in here
Feel
the way I do?
Bring The Boys Back Home
Bring
the boys back home
Bring
the boys back home
Don't
leave the children on their own
No
No
Bring
the boys back home
ring ring
Wrong! Do it again.
knock knock knock knock
Time to go!
Are you feeling okay?
There's a man answering but he keeps hanging up.
Is there anybody out there?
Comfortably Numb
Hello...
hello... hello
Is
there anybody in there
Just
nod if you can hear me
Is
there anyone at home
Come
on... come on now
I hear
you're feeling down
Well
I can ease the pain
And
get you on your feet again
Relax...
relax... relax
I'll
need some information first
Just
the basic facts
Now
can you show me where it hurts
There
is no pain, you are receding
A distant
ship smoke on the horizon
You
are only coming through in waves
Your
lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When
I was a child I had a fever
My
hands felt just like two balloons
Now
I've got that feeling once again
I can't
explain, you would not understand
This
is not how I am
I have
become comfortably numb
I have become comfortably numb
Okay...
okay... okay
Just
a little pinprick
There'll
be no more aaaaaaaah!
But
you may feel a little sick
Now
can you stand up... stand up... stand up?
I do
believe it's working, good
That'll
keep you going through the show
Come
on it's time to go
There
is no pain, you are receding
A distant
ship smoke on the horizon
You
are only coming through in waves
Your
lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When
I was a child
I caught
a fleeting glimpse
Out
of the corner of my eye
I turned
to look but it was gone
I cannot
put my finger on it now
The
child is grown
The
dream is gone
And
I have become
Comfortably
numb
The Show Must Go On
Ooooh
Ma Ooooh Pa
Must
the show go on
Ooooh
Pa take me home.. take me home.. take me home
Ooooh
Ma let me go... let me go... let me go
Do I
have to stand up wild eyed in the spotlight
What
a nightmare
Why
don't I turn and run
Ooooh
Pa take me home.. take me home.. take me home
Ooooh
Ma let me go... let me go... let me go
It was
just a mistake
I didn't
mean to let them
Take
away my soul
Am
I too old
Is
it too late
Ooooh
Ma Ooooh Pa
Where's
the feeling gone?
Ooooh
Ma Ooooh Pa
Will
I remember the songs?
The
show must go on
Master of Ceremonies
(Announcement)
Good
evening.
Good
evening and welcome to Earl's Court.
My
name is Gary Yudman and we are going to have a fine show this evening.
Well,
we'd like to thank you for your patience in waiting.
The
stage is set and the band is about ready to begin I think...
No, no. Not quite yet.
Well
this will afford me the opportunity to remind you -
In The Flesh
So ya
Thought
ya
Might
like to
Go
to the show
To
feel the warm thrill of confusion
That
space cadet glow
I got
some bad news for you sunshine
Pink
isn't well he stayed back at the hotel
And
they've sent us along as a surrogate band
We're
gonna find out where you fans really stand
Are
there any queers in the theatre tonight
Get
'em up against the wall
There's
one in the spotlight
Now
he don't look right to me
Get
him up against the wall
And
that one looks Jewish
And
that one's a coon
Who
let all this riffraff into the room
There's
one smoking a joint
And
another with spots
If
I had my way
I'd
have all of ya shot
Run Like Hell
Aaaaghhh !
Are there any paranoids in the audience tonight?
Is there anyone who worries about things?
Pathetic!
This is for all the weak people in the audience.
Is there anyone here who's weak?
This is for you, it's called Run Like Hell.
Let's all have a clap!
Come on, we can't hear you,
get your hands together, have a good time!
Enjoy yourselves! That's better!
Run...
run... run... run...
Run...
run... run... run...
Run...
run... run... run...
You
better make your face up in
Your
favorite disguise
With
your button down lips and your
Roller
blind eyes
With
your empty smile
And
your hungry heart
Feel
the bile rising from your guilty past
With
your nerves in tatters
As
the cockleshell shatters
And
the hammers batter
Down
your door
You
better run
Run...
run... run... run...
Run...
run... run... run...
Run...
run... run... run... run... run... run... run...
You
better run all day
And
run all night
And
keep your dirty feelings deep inside
And
if you're taking your girlfriend out tonight
You'd
better park the car well out of sight
'Cos
if they catch you in the back seat
Trying
to pick her locks
They're
gonna send you back to mother
In
a cardboard box
You
better run
Waiting For The Worms
Pink floyd... pink floyd...
hammer... hammer...
Eins zwei drei alle
Ahhh
Ooooh You cannot reach me now
Ahhh
No matter how you try
Goodbye
cruel world it's over
Walk
on by
Sitting
in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting
for the worms... worms to come
In
perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting
for the worms... worms to come
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene outside
Brixton Town Hall where we're going to be...
Waiting
to cut out the deadwood
Waiting
to clean up the city
Waiting
to follow the worms
Waiting
to put on a black shirt
Waiting
to weed out the weaklings
Waiting
to smash in their windows
And
kick in their doors
Waiting
for the final solution
To
strengthen the strain
Waiting
to follow the worms
Waiting
to turn on the showers
And
fire the ovens
Waiting
for the queens and the coons
And
the reds and the jews
Waiting
to follow the worms
Would...
would you like to see Britannia
Rule
again my friend
All
you have to do is follow the worms
Would...
would you like to send our coloured cousins
Home
again my friend
All
you need to do is follow the worms
Stop
Stop
I wanna
go home
Take
off this uniform
And
leave the show
And
I'm waiting in this cell
Because
I have to know... have to know... have to know
Have
I been guilty all this time... time... time... time... time
The Trial
Good
morning Worm your honour
The
Crown will plainly show
The
prisoner who now stands before you
Was
caught red handed showing feelings
Showing
feelings of an almost human nature
This
will not do
Call the schoolmaster
I always
said he'd come to no good
In
the end your honour
If
they'd let me have my way I could
Have
flayed him into shape
But
my hands were tied
The
bleeding hearts and artists
Let
him get away with murder
Let
me hammer him today
Crazy...
toys in the attic I am crazy
Truly
gone fishing
They
must have taken my marbles away
Crazy...
toys in the attic he is crazy
Call the wife
You
little shit, you're in it now
I hope
they throw away the key
You
should've talked to me more often
Than
you did, but no you had to
Go
your own way
Have
you broken any homes up lately?
Just
five minutes Worm your honour
Him
and me alone
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe
Come
to Mother baby
Let
me hold you in my arms
M'Lud
I never wanted him to
Get
in any trouble
Why'd
he ever have to leave me
Worm
your honour let me take him home
Crazy
Over
the rainbow I am crazy
Bars
in the window
There
must have been a door there in the wall
When
I came in
Crazy
over the rainbow he is crazy
The
evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible,
there's no need for
The
jury to retire
In
all my years of judging
I have
never heard before of
Someone
more deserving
The
full penalty of the law
The
way you made them suffer
Your
exquisite wife and mother
Fills
me with the urge to defecate
Go on judge. Shit on him.
Since
my friend you have revealed your
Deepest
fear
I sentence
you to be exposed before your peers
Tear
down the wall
Outside The Wall
All
alone or in twos
The
ones who really love you
Walk
up and down outside the wall
Some
hand in hand
Some
gathered together in bands
The
bleeding hearts and the artists
Make
their stand
And
when they've given you their all
Some
stagger and fall
After
all it's not easy
Banging
your heart against some mad bugger's wall
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Goodnight.